Malajube Edit Meaning

1. To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator. Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and ..

1. A stupid trick which no-one could be expected to fall for, yet nevertheless do. Often used in film and literature Eg. Villian: AHAHAHA..

1. a person who keeps following you around I seem to have developed a strange growth on my ass... my summer student is an ass cancer. See..