Malakian

What is Malakian?


1.

he plays guitar, and stop with this

"he's so hot" bullshit, fuck the radio has ruined a beautiful artistic band and now retarded girls are drooling over internet pics or daron while headbanging to aerials

daron is an energetic, intense musician devoted to his band and i respect him greatly

See noname

2.

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar

Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.

See i, know, that, you, he, is, the

3.

He's amazing...

He's a great guitar player-

he's part of the best band in the world-

he has the coolest dances/onstage performances-

His beard is the best-

I LOVE HIM

AND i am hacing his babies.

"Hey, Daron, can i have your babies?"

4.

the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.

*sigh* daron...

5.

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!


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