Malan Edit Meaning

1. One who's diet consists of strictly drinking only shampoo. I'm on that new zegan diet....everything tastes like soapy jizz. ..

1. A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes. God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry. ..

1. It can also mean the person that furffed. I've been hearing this more and more. Some say it stands for "F'd Up a Really F..