What is Malaysian Chinese?
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Malaysian Chinese are not the greatest race in the world.. the japanese are(but certainly the best in Malaysia)..but moving on about Malaysian Chinese.They represent 25% of Malaysia's population.A majority of them are buddhists and christians.Most of the chinese originated from mainland china and were brought over by the British to work the tin mines.Malaysian chinese share the country with many other races mainly the malays and the indians.Malaysian chinese generally think that they are better than the indians and malays for various reasons.The malays cant progress even after 40 over years of NEP.Indians sometimes befriend the chinese as they too are victimised by the NEP but there is a common belief among the chinese that they should never trust indians as they are double faced.Most chinese fathers tell their daughters not to marry indians because of this and not to marry malays mainly because Islam is demon religion(its a fact.what religion ask u to crash a plane into buildings killing so many innocent people?)The chinese in Malaysia are a dying race as many have migrated overseas in search of a better life.It is estimated that 2 million over Malaysian chinese have migrated overseas over the past 40 years(Malaysian Immigration Department,2007)..It can be said the Chinese can be represented as the elves in the lord of the rings as a fair race and a dying one..noble,smart,elegant and generally better looking..the malays are the orcs..serving UMNO(Mordor) and listening to every piece of shit they say...Indians are the Uruk Hai.big in size,fearsome,scary and do alot of bad things.Even though the 2008 elections gives a better chinese representation in the country.the main problem of malays and their retard dream of being "princes of the land"(BUMIPUTERA) continue to hinder the progress of the chinese.Islam has also tainted some chinese and as a result they are willing to give up their faith and culture to "masuk melayu".Chinese who do that are often called "mualaf" by the malays.They are no longer accepted by their own race and neither by the malays.It is truly a sad story on how such a strong race with so much potential is slowly dying.
Malaysian Chinese elf :We must leave these lands,we cannot survive here any longer.The orcs(malays) are trying to islamize us everyday.Some of our brothers have already added "Abdullah" to their names and are lost forever.
Fellow Malaysian Chinese elves:Yes we must leave for the great land of Australia.There malays(orcs) are shit as islam=terrorist there.Many of our brethren have migrated there.
Meanwhile not too faraway(since malays are everywhere zzz)
ORC MELAYU: AKU MAU ROGOL ADIK AKU.(i want to rape my sister)LEPAS ITU AKU MAU WOKOK ( I wan smoke later)ALLAHUWAKBAR(Praising the demon god)..CINA BABI(cursing the elves because they are just better in every way)
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A rasict group of yellow people who originated from mainland China for more than half a century ago. The most obnoxious race in this country. Think they are the smartest race in Malaysia and all other races are stupid and lazy, they especially hate the malays. Control most businesses by cheating people or bribery. Chinese business people never gives a fuck about customers if 1) The customer is not rich 2) The customer is not chinese 3) The customer is young. If involved in a road accident with driver/rider of another race, will never admit their fault even if it's really their fault, infact will curse the other driver/rider with vulgarities. Will be your good friend if you have power and lots of money but never gives a shit about you if youre a nobody. Chinese girls ( especially young and chinese educated ) think people of different colored skin as disgusting if they get near them, when actually Malaysian chinese dont wash their assholes with water after they shit. Once a person of another race buys something faulty from their premise, this person will never be able to get a refund or his item replaced with a new one. Involved in gangsterism actively in this country. Will laugh at your face and joke with their friends if they think a person of another race is not as smart as them. The MCA of Malaysia are afraid of the Malaysian government, purely chicken shit.
Will be super friendly when you enter their business premise, but will turn to monsters and be rude and unfriendly if you leave without buying something, especially after you've ask questions about a product/etc. Will give discounts to chinese customers, but not to customers of other races. Follow the English Premier League (soccer) just because of gambling, they cheer loudly if the team they bet on wins, not because they love the team. Chinese students in universities will go to morning classes without bathing, especially men.
Customer: this radio i bought wont work.
malaysian Chinese: its not my problem, youve already bought it
Ravi : you smell like shit
malaysian Chinese: thats because i dont wash my asshole, waste time.
Hussein : but you beat the red light
malaysian Chinese: i dont care, pay my damages or ill call my buddies to thrash you up and turn you into dim sum
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-racist
-talk loudly
-rude
-love to think that they are korean or japanese or even caucasian
-smell ridiculously like shit..(ohh well you know why..)
-doesnt know how to talk in bahasa melayu properly eventhough they live in malaysia for like ...FOREVER?
-they love pork!and a lot of them look like pig and they are very proud of it!
-ungrateful
malaysian chinese girl:i luk laik dat japanese girl from tv,light?wait,i luk like song hye kyo oso!but sometimes i thing i luk like angelina jolie meh !im veli kawaii!
malaysian chinese a:cong cheng cau cong ngaaahaha!buhahahha!
malaysian chinese b:cong ceng!cau cau laaa!buhahahah!whoahh!
public: annoying much!
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