Malaysian Flu

What is Malaysian Flu?


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Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.

Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.

See hung over, sick, drunk, wasted, wrecked, hammered


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