Malaysian Turntable

What is Malaysian Turntable?


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(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.

Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"

Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."

See midget, cockspin, george bush


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