What is Malaysian Turntable?
1.
(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
See
Random Words:
1.
When your level of emotional aggitation has reached a level at which simply saying "pissed" is no longer indicative of your st..
1.
When the position you're in is so disastrous that something has to be done to improve it. Otherwise it may come to an end.
Freddie..
