Malazzoing

What is Malazzoing?

The act of stating usless facts--that only a stalker or creep would know-- to people who often wonder how the hell one would know the information.

John: Dude, why don't we we hit up that one party at that chicks house?

Big Ken: Sure man, but we don't know where she lives.

John: True, but she drives a 87 El camino, she has 2 younger brothers in 3th and 7th grade, and she's ambidextrous.

Big Ken: Dude, you need to stop malazzoing.

See stalker, mulato

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