What is Malchoff?
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Malchoff are a sector of the population above all other mortal beings
the males are extremely handsome, very funny, and deceptively strong and very very flirtatious
the females are also very flirtatious and unmeasurably beautiful
kate: he's so amazing and so good looking
laura: i wish he was mine
kate: back off that ones mine
laura: *sigh* i wish i had a Malchoff
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a uniquely queer individual with a rather high pitched voice and a penis shaped head
Malchoff, get off Fernays' dick!
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