Malchoff

What is Malchoff?

Malchoff are a sector of the population above all other mortal beings

the males are extremely handsome, very funny, and deceptively strong and very very flirtatious

the females are also very flirtatious and unmeasurably beautiful

kate: he's so amazing and so good looking

laura: i wish he was mine

kate: back off that ones mine

laura: *sigh* i wish i had a Malchoff

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a uniquely queer individual with a rather high pitched voice and a penis shaped head

Malchoff, get off Fernays' dick!

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