Malcolm'd

What is Malcolm'd?


1.

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed

You are so stupid.

>Your face is so stupid!

2.

1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection

Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)

3.

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

4.

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

See Laz


0

Random Words:

1. Act of masturbating. Friend: Damn man, you look all flushed. You: Yeah, I just got done slapping dough...
1. Something / someone that has complete control of you. It is so good or so fantastic that it controls every aspect of your life and what..
1. The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus. pl. vaginicles. They lay together in the af..