Malcolmtent

What is Malcolmtent?


1.

A giant erection. Derived from the slang phrase, "to pitch a tent"; however, it is know that people named Malcolm (Malcolm X, Malcolm in the Middle, Dr Malcolm, etc.) all create large tents.

Onlooker: Whoa!! That's a huge erection!!

Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!

Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!

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