Malcruncktion

What is Malcruncktion?

Similar to a malfunction, but caused by being crazy drunk at the time. mal+ crunk+tion

Dude, I was walking home last night, stepped off a curb, my foot had a malcruncktion, and I ate some pavement.

See malfunction, crunk, drunk, crazy, george bush

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