What is Malden?
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A city "just outside Boston" on the Orange Line filled with little more than pizza places, hair and nail salons. Though there is practically nothing in Malden, EVERYTHING is no further than 20 minutes away, including the beach, Downtown Boston, and the woods.
It is also one of the most culturally diverse places in the Boston area.
Medford + diversity - trees = Malden
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Just outside Boston.
Person 1: O, where abouts?
Person 2: Malden
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