What is Maldon?
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A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
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A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
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