What is Maldon?
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A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
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A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
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Random Words:
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To make something or someone dirty
She dirtied up my car when she used it!
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob..
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Delicious snack manufactured by Little Debbie.
"Shoot nigga, I'm hungry."
"Have a crumb cake."
"Iiiiiii..
