Male Bitch Session

What is Male Bitch Session?


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A meeting of three or more males designed to alleviate pressures resulting from close relationships through frank discussion marked with profanity. An MBS typically occurs outside in an approved smoking area, in a garage, or around the box of a pickup truck.

An example of a Male Bitch Session (MBS):

Male #1: Fuck, man, how am I supposed to get any fucking work done when that fucking bitch won’t leave me alone? Goddamn I hate this fucking phone.

Male #2: I hear ya, bro. Sometimes, I just want to fucking throw the fuckin thing on the road and drive over it four fuckin times with my Chevy.

Male #3: Well, you know what they say, if you can’t fucking take it, then fuckin break it.

See mbs, bitch, meeting, significant other, spouse, profanity, garage, pickup truck


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