Male Blinders

What is Male Blinders?

The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.

Pleading total ignorance to a situation.

He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.

Vampire Teabag

1. Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one. I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vamp..

Jublomatic

1. A woman who is of sexual interest to a Jublomat, i.e. has large breasts. Woah mate get a load of the tits on her, she's jublomatic..

Shit-tac-toe

1. Labelling the piss "X" and the shit "O", creating the game tic-tac-toe. Where you piss first, then drop a kernal, th..

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