Male Tampon

What is Male Tampon?

A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.

Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"

Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"

Female: "Would you hook up with me?"

Male tampon: "yeah, i would"

Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""

Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."

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