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The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...
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When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.
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A strong, almost abnormal attraction to Barack Obama.
John White suffers from such an extreme case of Obamaphilia that he now expects e..