Malenaise

What is Malenaise?


1.

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise

Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?

Ernest: *sniggers*

Glen: ...

Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"

Glen: *goes to spew up*

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