What is Malerpies?
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The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting
Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!
You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.
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The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.
Show me the newport walrus. AR AR ..
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One who kisses another's nipple, typically unbeknownst to the kissee
Frank kisses Joe's nipple while wrestling in a pool. Joe..
