Malerpies

What is Malerpies?


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The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting

Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!

You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.

See herpes, malaria, genitals


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