What is Malerpies?
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The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting
Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!
You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.
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