What is Malevision?
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a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.
Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"
Random Words:
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Using a nice car to compensate for other areas lacking sufficiency.
Check out that bald guy in his Corvette! Talk about carpensation.
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A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of, an item.
Stems from the word "Fumble"..
