What is Malevision?
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a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.
Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"
Random Words:
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The act of making an item of food more delicious than it's current state.
These cookies went under much delicification.
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A supreme fear of dangerous flying objects known as birds - dirty, annoying creatures with feathers and (perhaps) tiny hair.
Jen's..
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Fuck a slut ass cunt whore in her ass.
After I busted in her stank ass pussy, I said bitch turn over, then I played the back nine...
