What is Malevision?
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a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.
Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"
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mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female
Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."
Gay guy: "C..
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When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we..
