What is Maley?
1.
An adjective used to describe a girl who is very masculine-looking. She may be so unfortunate that it is common for her to be mistaken for a
It is even more hilarious/suitable when applied to 'girls' named Hailey.
Girl 1: Yuck do you see that blonde girl? She's completely maley.
Girl 2: That shit is rough! Her heavy, cleft chin sure doesn't help.
Girl 1: She looks like your ex-boyfriend in a bad wig.
Girl 2: She probably has a bigger penis.
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2.
A person of the male gender,typically,that has zero game whatsoever. Will also try to act like a tough guy, and this is only backed by the fact that girls fear him (especially to talk to). Will also say many inappropriate things that would lead another fellow human being to wonder why they have chosen to interact in the first place.
Yo man I saw you talking with that girl, how did that go?
I don't know what happened man, I completely Maley'd out and she ran for her life
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3.
A neanderthal like wart on the butt of humanity so putrid and baboon-like that to call one a "maley" may warrant death in some primitive french colonised african states.....
Gay John: i am going dancing tomorrow night
Normal Pete: you are Gay!
Gay John: a -ha... hehe a hehe
Normal Pete: f*^*&( Maley's - taking over the world... i tell you...
Gay John: accesorising is not a crime
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