What is Malf Of Doom?
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A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.
I am Malf of Doom!
Don't you want to eat?
No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!
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A person who will do ANYTHING for either and ounce of pot or oreo's. Like fornication
Ashley: I swear Melika is such and oreo whor..
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when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night
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Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person po..
