Malfettone

What is Malfettone?

To mistaken call a girl the wrong name during the love making process or forgetting her name completely. Also applies to the courtship process.

This chick was totally into me, but I Malfettoned and she wouldn't go home with me.

We were going all the way last night but I pulled a Malfettone and she left.

See blackout, hammered, sex, shitshow, amnesia

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