What is Malia?
1.
A Hawaiian Goddess.
Malia and I has sex on the north shore of the island of Oahu.
Malia sleeps in gold and purple sheets, a sign of royalty.
Malia is my kind of rain.
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2.
someone who is very pretty, has lots of friends, fierce, takes good pictures, good kisser, friendly, nice, loves life.
I love Malia<3
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3.
a hellish, wrathful goddess of Hawaiian lore bent on world destruction in order to force a new age of peace for society. Similar to the hindu deities Kali-ma or Shiva.
The Earth quaked under the vengeful wrath of Malia.
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4.
a less explicit explitive. For use in substitution for the word "fuck".
He will beat your face in like the malia you are; watch out for that stupid malia; he fell down the stairs like a malia.