Malibu Barbie

What is Malibu Barbie?


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A women over 40 who is down with the trends, witty, and has a great tan and tight body. Has a confident and special walk about her. Both girls and guys usually turn their heads to see a Malibu Barbie.

Typically has blond hair, is flirtatious, and has clothes made to order that are shipped to her office instead of her home.

Las Vegas is a typical destination for a Malibu Barbie.

"That Candace is my Malibu Barbie."

"You got to love that Malibu Barbie."

"Wow, this place is full of Malibu Barbie's."

See one of the guys


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