What is Malibu Tee-time?
1.
Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links
See
Random Words:
1.
Short for "You Under stand?"
J:Damn that bitch has some biggo tities ima go hit it "yundastand."..
1.
The daily e-mail you receive from Urban Dictionary.
"I really look forward to checking my e-mail in the morning and getting my dai..
1.
Long abused paedophile who's hobbys include making dark pornos for hardened rapists in prison, it derives pleasure from sex with sm..