Malibu Tee-time

What is Malibu Tee-time?


1.

Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.

I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links

See golf, sex, facial, woman, man


71

Random Words:

1. when mad people get together in the woods and smoke pot yo nigga we be havin a ill bakeout tonight at the park. u in? See nigger, chin..
1. Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include:..
1. Some mumbling noise a crappy rapper does when he's high on cocaine. This is off the chain. "Ualuealuealuealuealuealuealue&quo..