What is Malibu Tee-time?
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Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links
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