Malidew

What is Malidew?


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Alcoholic Beverage Consisting of 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum and 2 parts Mountain Dew. This drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. When ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of ID.

Hopeful Guy: Hey there, I want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?

Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!

Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??

See malibu, mountain dew


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