What is Malinaria?
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A sexually transmitted disease, most commonly obtained through multiple sexual partners. However, disease recurrence is more likely when the sexual partners are from Canada. Also, potential infection rate is higher if the parter is from Ontario, plays hockey, or is a relative stranger. Disease carriers include, however not limited to, girls who attend (or were recently expelled from) Connecticut boarding schools.
To see an actual exposure of Malinaria take place, ask one of Dan's friends who recorded it on his cellphone.
Youtube release will soon follow.
-I hope I don't get Malinaria from getting a little action in Centennial!
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