What is Maljabrone?
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a ginger-like, teenage boy who double pops his collar, plays the guitar and lacrosse, bros out with the bros, and usually has a huge ginger-like BB. Loves the hair flip, has a four-inch inseam on his khaki shorts, and wears questionable items, most likely trying to start his own trend to make him seem cool.
example: round, harry potter-like glasses.
I was bro-ing out with Maljabrone today after lacrosse when he whipped out his guitar and pitched a tent in my pants.
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