What is Malk?
1.
Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
See
2.
Man milk.
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.
I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
See
3.
Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
See
4.
The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
when I was sick I Malk-ed on my pillow and woke up with stinky hair...
See
5.
-=:CHRiS:=-co founder of the word Malk says:
its mack + talk
used in a sentence im gonna malk that broad
meaning im gonna talk to her not to mack just to talk but if n e thing happens its all good lol
