What is Malka?
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an ugly bitch who has mono. she cant keep her vagina in her pants and she keeps making out with guy after guy. a malka does not learn her lesson and she keeps making out with sophmores and juniors. she goes for chris's. she recently went for a shamuir and aaron.
girl: did you hear about malka?
boy: yeah, i hooked up with her last week.
girl: dont you have a gf that youve been with for 1 year?
boy: yeah, but she doesnt know.
girl: malka's such a slut.
girl2: yeah i know. she has mono.
girl: really? she deserves it.
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malka is a really hott and sexy girl. all you guys love her! i know u do!
as hott as a can of tomato juice
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