What is Malkinski?
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(noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a penis or any sexual organs. It likes to converse with friends and mainly talks about masturbation circles.
R: Yo wutsup. Im bored.
G: Lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.
R: No homo right?
G: well ya, no homo. There is no way i would act like a malkinski
R: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have dicks? no homo
G: Of course.
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