Malkinski

What is Malkinski?


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(noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a penis or any sexual organs. It likes to converse with friends and mainly talks about masturbation circles.

R: Yo wutsup. Im bored.

G: Lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.

R: No homo right?

G: well ya, no homo. There is no way i would act like a malkinski

R: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have dicks? no homo

G: Of course.

See red head, masturbation, rube, divij, gurman, soto


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