What is Malko?
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To define someone who is mal-co-ordinated or has trouble performing basic motor skills. General term describing a person who is having difficulty doing something really simple.
'Oi Malko, you throw like a girl'
'You've missed your mouth, and have beer all down your front, you massive Malko!'
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