Malkoff

What is Malkoff?

1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.

2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.

1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.

2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.

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In Layman's Terms

1. Easily understandable; not in complicated technical jargon. Javier: "What'd you do last night, dude? I didn't see you a..

Jizum

1. another word for semen i left my jizum on her bedsheets See Gautam 2. a word used out of frustration. can be replaced by fuck or shi..

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