Malkoff

What is Malkoff?

1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.

2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.

1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.

2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.

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Lunrar

1. The compressed format of a lunar eclipse. Man 1: Wow, that Lunar Eclipse sure is small today. Man 2: That's because it's a l..

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1. The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassi..

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