What is Malkoff?
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1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.
2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.
1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.
2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.
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Something or making something not depressing anymore.
Aiden- I'm trying to make this undepressing, Wait, is that even a word.
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what happens when you kill the party.
The party was rockin, until the cops showed up and juiceboxed it.
See killed, destroyed, ruined,..
