What is Malkoff?
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1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.
2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.
1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.
2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.
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Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.
My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but ..
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An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.
Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!
See shit, poop, turd, turdlet
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A Stinkin' Lincoln..
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As in the penis and forskin
resembling Kojak (Telly Savalas) in a roll neck sweater
Kojaks roll neck is a little sore after last night..
