Malkoff

What is Malkoff?

1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.

2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.

1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.

2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.

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Shithole

1. A really bad place or building, especially somewhere undesirable to live or work. You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass ..

My Get Right

1. When used in regards to a man, it is the man that holds you down. When refering to a female, it seems as tho it means she will get right..

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