What is Malkoff?
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1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.
2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.
1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.
2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.
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