Malkoff

What is Malkoff?

1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.

2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.

1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.

2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.

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Party Straw

1. The Straw used in the act of Felching/Shrimping. "Hey Joe, come take a hit out of this 6 foot Party Straw!" "Let's..

Ayashii

1. 1. Suspicious in Japanese. Usually directed to people behaving perverted or ecchi. 08:32 * wo#### goes to do ayashii mono now 08:32..

Zes

1. Extremely pale, either Albino, or really scared as if one has seen a ghost Why so Zes? Damn yo, you Zes! See pale, pank, dark, tan, ..

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