Malkoff

What is Malkoff?

1. A slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. Often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.

2. The process of one shitting in one's own hand and using it as a lubricant.

1. You better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the Malkoffs.

2. My girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.

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Upt

1. short for uptown. when said you say each letter.. U.P.T. usually has the word 'the' infront of it where are you from? the..

22557

1. The number equivalent to the word balls. 22557 would also represent the T9Word number pattern you would use to input the word balls on ..

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

1. A Mongolian Cluster Fuckof such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion. Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always b..

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