What is Malkogasm?
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The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.
Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.
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a nasty blow job given by a girl who gargles your jizz
I was giving this guy Alyssa Head last night and I started CHOKING!!
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To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.
I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with...