What is Malkogasm?
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The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.
Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.
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