Malkogasm

What is Malkogasm?

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.

Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.

Valerie: Emma, that's gross.

Emma: You're just jealous.

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