What is Malky?
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A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.
"Ah geid him the malky an he stood there flat out on the grun."
"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"
2.
glaswegian slang term for razor blade
i.e malcolm frazor= razor
gieze yer malky pal
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3.
A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.
Check that Malky over there in his pimped Corrado, Braaaaap!
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