Mall Boarding

What is Mall Boarding?

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when you go to an abandoned mall, start skating on its sweet, smooth marble floor when some fat ass douche bag yells" hey no mall boarding in here!!!" and threatens to call the cops. then you proceed to out run him in a slow jog then skate your way out of the mall to piss them the fuck off

Douche: HEY! no mall boarding, im calling the cops!

you: fuck the police (skate your way out of there)

See mall, boarding, douche, cops, fuck, weed, marble
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