Mall Caddy

What is Mall Caddy?


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A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.

"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."

See mall, caddy, pussy, whoop, whooped, beta, male, bag, purse, carry


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