What is Mall Caddy?
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A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be
"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."
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The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
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Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
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