Mall Carnies

What is Mall Carnies?

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

See kiosk, mall, obnoxious, carnival

Piebootie

1. some MALE who instead of having a Penis has a huge crater of skin where it was supposed to be, possibly making it look like an undiscove..

Dick Mud

1. 1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt 2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm..

Zero To Ohhh!

1. The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in..

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