Mall Claw

What is Mall Claw?

Woman's hairstyle popular in the 80's but perpetuated today where the bangs or fringe are cut long then hairsprayed into a pouffy "claw" in front.

Most effective when paired with a sparkly "scrunchie".

Girl 1: Wow, Stacey, check out that mall claw!

Girl 2: Hey, I used to have a scrunchie like that!

See bangs, fringe, 80s, haircut, scrunchie

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