What is Mall Cop?
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Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.
Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies
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2.
A rent-a-cop that polices small areas, in example a mall. They try to hold you while they call the "real" police.
Look at that fat ass mall cop! hes pulling up his plumbers crack!
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