Mall Cop

What is Mall Cop?


1.

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.

Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.

Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.

Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies

See crackers, mall, cops, bitches, Al

2.

A rent-a-cop that polices small areas, in example a mall. They try to hold you while they call the "real" police.

Look at that fat ass mall cop! hes pulling up his plumbers crack!

See mall cop, cop, police, popo, jelly, badger, ass


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