Mall Crawler

What is Mall Crawler?


1.

A mall crawler is any truck or suv that's hella lifted and that's got like 33's. But the difference is not a spec of dirt can be found on it showing that it's not actually used for off road. The name comes from the word rock crawler which is a truck actually used for offroad rock crawling.

-Also known as a street princess

-Also known as a small penis

kyle"look at all those SRH fags waxing their trucks"

Me,"yeah they're getting ready to cruise over to the mall to show off their mall crawlers."

Kyle,"well they gotta have something to compensate their little dics

Chrome rims and to much lift along with no front drive shaft.. Make this a certifiable Mall Crawler..

THis is an example of a real rock crawler. Complete with dents scratches and lots of dirt.

See trucks, fags, mall, dirt

2.

Somebody that has nothing better to do then to go to the mall all day while the rest of us are working

get a life you stupid mall crawler

See work, imac, gay, 9-5, welfare, maury, babies, diaper, stroller, pretzel


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