What is Mall Crush?
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Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.
Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!
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