Mall Gawffs

What is Mall Gawffs?

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."

Usually found:

1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool

2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."

Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

Fuzzed

1. To feel real good...you feel like you're high but you can still move around and you forget stuff alot. Brit- Are we fuzzed? me- y..

Dick-door

1. noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia. After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped h..

Max Green

1. the 23 year old bassist for rock band Escape The Fate. he is also commonly know as the sexiest man alive. he will someday be my husband...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mall Gawffs Edit Meaning