Mall Gawffs

What is Mall Gawffs?

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."

Usually found:

1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool

2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."

Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

Eggsalad

1. "Excellent" Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results. Perso..

Slang Dick

1. To sleep with a copious amount of women. The art of Slanging Dick or Slanging D. Lets Get hammered tonight and Slang Dick downtown son...

U School

1. a group of ugly females i was at the mall the other day and i got swarmed by a u school. See ugly, female, group, school, u..

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