Mall Gawffs

What is Mall Gawffs?

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."

Usually found:

1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool

2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."

Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

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