Mall Gawffs

What is Mall Gawffs?

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."

Usually found:

1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool

2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."

Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

Vacay

1. vacation, abbreviated, derived from the first two syllables Mentioned in the movie Legally Blonde. You won't be seeing me for two..

Mars Supermarket

1. A jail-like slave factory that sells food and is covered in cockroaches. That sucks...you work at Mars Supermarket? See Melanie..

Brown-hogan

1. An obscure sex act, thats sole purpose is to be a finishing move. G: "Oh Timmy, last night was so great!" B:" Yeah? Wel..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mall Gawffs Edit Meaning