Mall Harpy

What is Mall Harpy?


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1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.

2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."

"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

See harpie, retail, customer service


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