What is Mall Mansons?
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same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is "mainstream" even though they bought their gear at Hot Topic and other chain stores.
named for Marilyn Manson.
"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."
Random Words:
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Masterbation of the forehead; Done exclusively by the ones with large foreheads
Repetitive stroking of imaginary penis on forehead...
