What is Mall Monkeys?
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The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.
hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!
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A variation of
it goes without saying.
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people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.
Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!
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