Mall Monkeys

What is Mall Monkeys?

The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.

hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic

it goes without saying.

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

See Binky

Vajail

1. A female that is very attractive, but still underage, and pursuing a sexual relationship with them would result in severe jail time. &q..

Fagort

1. A dadaist ejaculation; a defiant, yet meaningless cry against growing despair, heralding a creeping nihilism. <lethargic_> howard..

Muffin-hips

1. Where there is an excess of flab around the hip area. Extreme muffin hips will hang over one's trousers. WoW!! they are sweet muff..

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