Mall Ninja

What is Mall Ninja?


1.

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)

2.

A stupid nickname that kids in Pa/Nj/De area came up with for themselves if they are actually mall rats. Then they had to incorporate the whole Ninja/Pirate war thing... Also see Mall Pirate

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Ninjas.

See ninja, mall, mall rat, rat, pirate


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