Mall Pong

What is Mall Pong?


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The classic game of ping pong, played in the food court of any mall, where you set up your own net on a table, bring paddles, a ball, and have the experience of a lifetime.

*Warning: Security made make you leave mall, and also, some creepy old guys might ask to play.

Bennett: "Dude, this mall is SO boring...there is NOTHING to do."

Victor: "Are you kidding man?! Let's go play some mall pong!"

Bennett: "YES! That game is awesome!"

See ping pong, tennis, beer pong, long dong, shlong, frog, jog, log


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