Mall Rat

What is Mall Rat?


1.

A surly teenager who spends all of his or her time at the mall with friends. Typically seen standing around glaring at customers -- sometimes these fascinating creatures will pick fights with mall security and call them "fascists" for enforcing the mall's loitering bylaws. Also often seen intimidating the elderly people in the clothing stores, they flock back to the "baggy pants with mile-long wallet-chain" section of the clothing store when an employee threatens to call the police.

Those mall rats look like a bunch of hosers, I wish they'd get lives and a job.

See doodievomit

2.

Usually, preteens, who have no where else to go on friday or saturday nights since they dont have cars and cant get in anywhere anyway. These youngsters walk around the mall for hours at a time, and usually do not make one single purchase. Also, female mallrats usally wear the sluttiest clothing ever. These girls actually think that there are people to impress at the mall and that they will somehow meet their dream man there.

I went to the mall to get new shoes on friday and i saw the same mall rats pass by me at least ten times!

3.

one who spends most of their time at the mall as if it is the coolst place in the world. usually mallgoths and babygoths but can be preps too. (also note that the former likely be near hot topic and the latter will be in or near abercrombie or hollister or AE)

dude that mall rat thinks that cause he bought a ramones/ACDC shirt that he is so cool (granted these are great bands)

See loser, poser, dumbass, idiot

4.

A mall rat is a creature that is overpopulating the malls across the nation, mostly on Saturday afternoons. These creatures are most known to be horny teenagers and early twenty-agers who can easily be spotted wearing slutty clothes that either has printed on them: Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or in fewer cases if it's a less fortunate mall rat, Aeropostale. These creatures think they are "cool" and will find someone to mate with by wearing such slutty clothes, but in reality, they are just wasting their life away walking around the damn mall all day long with nothing better to do. Also the younger mall rats (the vast majority of them) have their gullible parents walk into one of the clothing stores mentioned above with them so they can make them pay an arm and a leg for the overprice sluttly clothes sold there.

Mall rat 1: "Hey! what do you want to do this weekend?"

Mall rat 2: "I don't know. HEY! lets go to the mall!"

Mall rat 1: "Ok. Sounds fun! Maybe I can talk my mom into buying me those tight pre-ripped jeans from Abercrombie for $95, and then after that, we can walk around the mall all day there because we're cool!"

Mall rat 2: "OMG! that sounds like the perfect way to spend a Saturday!"

See mall kid, mallrat, poser, emo, prep

5.

Little faggot ass pussy kids, that have nothing better to do than to hang around the fuckin mall all day playing with there nuts and tits.

That fuckin faggot over there is a mall rat he spends his life in that shit mall.

See fag, bitch, nerd, loner, queer


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